I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

i lost my keys

Dude! Can I get a ride?

I was an idiot and let a girl hold my keys in her purse, now "I lost my keys".

by Donkeypunch13 January 12, 2014

I lost my shoe:(

Oh no! Poor Sammy lost his shoe! If found please call Dean Winchester who is done with Sammys moping

I lost my shoe:(

by ChristiSPN Winchester time April 29, 2019

Like it? I lost my virginity to it.

It's a way of mentioning that you like that thing the most. When you really did like something very much for example a song or movie or TV show etc.

*your niggas are talking about a song*
you: murmuring the song;
nigga1: hey, you never liked it?
you: like it? I lost my virginity to it.

by redmattersite November 15, 2018

I lost the fucking baby

Something a man tells his wife when he cannot find the baby.

Man: Honey I lost the fucking baby

Wife: You didn’t eat it did you? Not again!

by Mrhandsbluewaffle2girls1cup November 2, 2021

I lost my crap-petite!

When one needs to take a crap extremely bad, however the person who was previously in the bathroom left a horrific smell so bad that said person losses their appetite to take a crap.

Brad- Hey Tom, I thought you were going to use the bathroom?

Tom- No, I was going to but the smell left in there was so bad I lost my crap-petite!

by devin1994 December 18, 2013

I wanna get lost with you

I wanna get lost with you means that you and your dream lover want to sneak off together somewhere, where nobody will (hopefully) find you and, literally, for lack of better term, screw day and night.

I wanna get lost with you. Let’s go to the Northernaire Motel. Nobody will find us there. Or, even want to look there. Ahhh! Ecstasy! Bliss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023