I don't give a flying fuck

I don't give a flying fuck is a combination of words you say when you don't care about something.

Person 1: I just ate some mac n cheese

person 2: I don't give a flying fuck

by Oceeandude April 27, 2022

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck

not caring about someone, something, or situation.
but expressing your uncaring attitude beyond the standard "i dont give a shit."

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck.

by strawberrkillfruit December 18, 2010

I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck

To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.

Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!

by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009

I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

Atlas I. Flynt

A 6' 4" handsome Florida who is also a hitman and someone I'd let Rail me.

WHOAH IS THAT ATLAS I. FLYNT

by ShkaladoubleD August 19, 2022

ifly

Abbreviation for "I fucking love you"
Related to ily

her: ifly him :
him: ifly her :
<3

by asdadsa April 23, 2006

ifly

i fucking love you

lauren, you're so cool. ifly

by Stars_And_Boulevards August 20, 2008