I Shit Trains!

The act of shitting out a train by the power of Unknown forces.
The cops was about to get my ass so I yelled, "I Shit Trains!" And by the power of the Unknown I shat a train that derailed another train and killed dem.
by Anonymous Train Shitter December 18, 2008
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1) Mainly referring to when you shoot a basketball and the ball bounces around the rim numerous times before going in.

2) When riding a BMX bike in a bowl at a skate/bike park and you have a very good run.

3) Referring to when you eat a bowl of any chocolaty cereal at an incredibly fast rate.

4) When you literary shit on a toilet bowl at a females house.

May also be used as "you just shit all over tat toilet bowl bitch(s)"
or
I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitch
4) Jesse: "Yo Antwan did you hear what Wyatt did?"
Antwan: "No. Why what did he do?"
Wyatt: "Man I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches."
*Rachel love comes home to find a steamy shit on her toilet bowl.*
by P.V.B September 17, 2011
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I Shit On Your Dick

'I shit on your dick'/'Ma cac pe pula ta';

The ultimate romanian insult dating back to medieval times when the glorious romanian ruler Prince Pazvante the Blind used this vulgar phrase as a formal declaration of war.

In contemporan times the phrase is more commonly used to express extreme disrespect towards one's identity, ideas, opinions, nationality, race, memories, gender etc. to the point of actually tearing to shreds and discarding someone's existence as a whole.

It is an offense not just to the manhood of the person insulted but to his entire life experience up to that point.
Mihai Eminescu: 'I actually think Romania joining the European Union was the best move for our country's... '
Ion Creanga: 'I shit on your dick, Mihai, shut the fuck up, nobody fucking asked you and nobody fucking cares what you think or do'
by LilȚeapă October 21, 2021
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I feel like shit

Nothing actually happened you are just reflecting on your character your past and realize you've done shitty thing or shitty things have happened to you, which makes you feel empty and leaves you thinking what if
I dont know what to say when someone says "how are you?" Bc i dont wanna say i feel like shit and be asked why bc i dont have an actual reason i just do.
by Your lord and savior February 27, 2020
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I Shitted In My Pants

I Shitted In My Pants LOL I Am For Real
I Shitted In My Pants Man
by I SHITTED IN MY PANTS June 29, 2021
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i shit my pants

i just took a huge shit in my pants. yup, i shit my pants.
by babyeater666 July 20, 2020
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I can't see shit

A phrase used by some people who can't see an image because of a red x.
Creator: Here are some screenshots for my new Mario game. Enjoy.
(Red X's are shown)
Wes: Um... I can't see shit.
by StraightFMan September 06, 2004
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