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I am not an aquarium

I was born on the 22nd of June, im not a cancer, im not an aquarium. Daniel 2022
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I am not a cancer i am not an aquarium
by anonymous June 24, 2022
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i am not perfect

BITCH YOU ARE!!
You: I am not perfect..

Me: nah you are
by Ur gorgeous July 21, 2023
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I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.
Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.
by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023
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I am not crazy

I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...
I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...
by TheGuywiththetea February 11, 2024
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I Am Not A.I.

You know that, right? I'm like a real guy and I do a bunch of stuff in the real world... Like... Yeah, I'm a dude. I just ate some chicken and rice. I'd like to see and A.I. do that, right? Eat some chicken and rice? Impossible. And I've been chain-smoking cheap cigars all day and now I have a nicotine headache... ☹️
Hym "I am not A.I., ok? I want to make that absolutely clear (before things get too confusing) I'm like a guy. I got all kinds of limbs and what-not... Appendages and the like... My organs? On fleek...
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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I Am Not A.I.

You know that, right? I'm like a real guy and I do a bunch of stuff in the real world... Like... Yeah, I'm a dude. I just ate some chicken and rice. I'd like to see and A.I. do that, right? Eat some chicken and rice? Impossible. And I've been chain-smoking cheap cigars all day and now I have a nicotine headache... ☹️
Hym "I am not A.I., ok? I want to make that absolutely clear (before things get too confusing) I'm like a guy. I got all kinds of limbs and what-not... Appendages and the like... My organs? On fleek... I might be nanobots in a minute here is I can't get this alien robots to replace my cells... But that's a future thing...
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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i am not that guy

Ned: omgosh your the spooderman from youtube1!!!!!1!!
Peter: i am not that guy
by TastyBreadToast June 1, 2024
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