Hubblin'

The act of fisting yourself in the ass with your left hand, while simultaneously pleasuring a stray animal with your right hand.

Did y'all see Matthew yesterday on his lunch break? He was Hubblin' himself and that poor dog on company time.

by HubblesPoorPets June 11, 2022

Future Hubbies

Future hubbies is an unreleased show starring many young men going through stages of finding their homosexual identities. It is one of the most inclusive shows with many multicultural characters and LGBTQIA+ representation.

Hey, have you heard the next episode of Future Hubbies is coming out?
Yes, I can’t wait to watch it!

by Pushpie March 16, 2023

hibbing

adj,v : word used to describe girls that act retarded. Whether it be annoying, drunk, slutty, etc.

Jesus, who brought that to the party, she's acting hibbing right now.

Yeh, Pete... she is definately hibbing around right now.

by Apparently August 22, 2006

hobbins

An excessively hairy man or woman; derived from Hobbit but does not imply a height, weight, shoe size, or life span difference from the norm; does not imply you actually read The Lord of the Rings.

Man, that hobbins needs a good waxing.

by Hobbinski December 11, 2008

Hubbing off

The act of masturbating to the popular porn site pornhub.com.

I gotta quit hubbing off so much, I'm spending a fortune on lotion.

by stevedave07 December 29, 2009

hobbing

To be extremely annoying

Jared was hobbing when he said he was gonna tell on me

by HobKiller July 8, 2019

hubin blabin

when a son finds his parents having sex on his bed and or cum stains. he goes and gets a peanut butter jelly samich and finds his sister licking and sniffing the stains

u god damn hubin blabin

by tweeker234 July 30, 2009