Houston

Houston - a nerdy male who loves cats.

Houston is always talking to his cat.

by AManDuh69696969 November 14, 2018

Houston

The most caring person you will ever meet. Sometimes stubborn but you'll love him no matter what. He will stand by your side forever and love you for eternity.

Person:" who do you love?"
Me:"Houston"

by S8tan_666 March 25, 2019

Houstoned

When someone sends you nudes that aren't really theirs.

"Bro, she just sent me her nudes!" "No way let me see!" "Lol, that's not hers man they're fake!" "Lol, you just got houstoned!"

by 16-bars January 1, 2013

Houstone

Is the nickname inner city Mexicans gave to Houston Texas.

You're from Houston?

Naw, we call it Houstone.

by panchito May 12, 2007

houston

simply put the best city in the united states and the home to screwed and chopped. the rap scene is incredible with artists such as trae z-ro ugk suc and etc that buck the trend and rap about life instead of cars money an women. also known as h town screwston hustle town

holla from the southside of houston.

by lisa marie m August 5, 2007

HOUSTON

Fattest city in the country and home to fat people such as myself. We are big girls down here and we can eat more than 10 men in one sitting. Fat women country down here.

If you want to come to Houston make sure to visit us fat asses, we welcome you with open arms.

Becky

by REBECCA REHMEYER_ October 29, 2008

houston

A boring city in eastern Texas with no sidewalks and the fattest people in the US. It does have some ghetto places though and a lot of hispanics especially Salvadorians and Mexicans

Houston is the 4th largest city in the US

by Texan chick July 15, 2008