housemaid

usually someone designated to do the cleaning of an establishment do to have no talents or original thoughts. Cleaning and cooking are the only feasible ways for them to get paid as they are usual not beautiful and have nothing no one desires so they are pushed to the side and take whats left not knowing any better because they deserve no better, also see jan

no one will notice when shes gone, shes just the housemaid and will be replaced tomorrow

by janruan August 21, 2022

HOUSEMERGER

A phenomenon native to London, ON, where a bunch of 11 pals shack up under one roof, blending friendship, chaos, and questionable life decisions into a delightful cocktail of oddity. This merry band of misfits not only shares living space but also shares a deep love for absurdity, regularly throwing shindigs that make your typical house party look as exciting as a game of solitaire at grandma's. From spontaneous dance-offs in the kitchen to impromptu costume parties on a Tuesday night, this crew makes "weird" their middle name and "fun" their last call. They're the kind of folks who turn mundane gatherings into legendary tales and transform everyday life into a sitcom you wish you were a part of. So, if you're ever in London and stumble upon a house with a perpetual party vibe and a peculiar assortment of characters, chances are you've just encountered a house merger in all its gloriously eccentric glory.

Did you guys see Housemerger tonight? They absolutely tore up that dance floor. I wish I was friends with them

by Rampons March 18, 2024

housemonkey

n. An elected official who follows the iniquitous path of a criminally incompetent and morally corrupt leader rather than a sensible course set by her electors and her heart.

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There sounds the knell of Justice’s gavel. Time to pull up my housemonkey pants.

Enjoy your grovelling dear. Bring me a present. Maybe a USA deathcap.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2026

Kenneth Houseman

Honestly, Definitely has a huge Ddick. Pretty good at basketball and a bit of a nerd.

Kenneth Houseman has a big dick!

by UR moms pp September 27, 2021