Vigorous Household Cleaning

Safe-for-work euphemism: the act of rigorous intercourse at home. Often following a period of abstinence.

After a six month dry spell, I've got a Tinder date tonight; I'm hoping we'll go back to mine for a night of vigorous household cleaning.

by The Projectionist March 29, 2019

Head of Household

The individual in a household with the highest income. The IRS will consider this person the sole provider of the household.

The Head of household has to be responsible.

by OkayMomma October 11, 2019

poly household

A female could sleep with anyone. But her boyfriend or husband can only sleep with her.

jack and Jill have a poly household.
jack lets Jill swing.

jack and Jill are the only poly household on our block.
jack allows Jill to play with other

people.

by FelezD. May 18, 2018

Householder

Owner of a house

The householder of the house I moved in doesn't allow any pets in the house.

by Anon2115562355636 December 27, 2017

Condition of household

Look at anxiety in family pet

Condition of household look at pets.

by Kuehlstein January 23, 2018

synchronicity of a household

Play music super loud in your house and shake and rattle the studs.

I have synchronicity of a household.

by Kuehlstein January 24, 2018

Dono household

Cian- likes men, really short shorts to bed and sleeps with Padraig
Mark- cute gf
Conor- fat gf
Padraig- nice knees, metal leg soon, sleeps with a nightgown on
Mother dono- lor is magnificent and is able to cook a lovely roast dinner
Father dono- metal leg, talks to pakis all day

The dono household are a bunch of inbred hillbilly’s who are kinda cool

by ognaR_ November 7, 2023