Silicon Valley Hot Pocket

The act of pooping into an unsuspecting victim's laptop, closing it, and leaving it for them to discover later.

See "Hot Pocket" (Sam F, 2005)

Be careful of that long haired geek squad guy, he's known to leave the old silicon valley hot pocket.

by Papajohnathan February 21, 2021

San Fransisco Hot Pocket

Note: This is a homosexual act. This is when a man puts his own feces into another males ass hole, and then begins intercourse with the males ass, this is known as a San Fransisco Hot Pocket.

That Scot guy gave me the craziest San Fransisco Hot Pocket.

by Filisalot October 2, 2009

steak n cheese hot pocket

a black chicks vagina. usually one which smells like rotting frog intestines.

"dude, i totally nailed shaquita last night!"

"no you didnt. you just ate some steak n cheese hot pocket."

by bigturd99 October 22, 2008

south carolina hot pocket

When you take a phone put it in a girls Vigina then call the phone when it's on vibrate

South Carolina hot pocket

by Gdgnhdvnk January 29, 2014

San Francisco Hot Pocket

When a gay man decides to take a shit, freezes it so it can be handled, and proceeds to use it as a dildo with his partner.

That San Francisco hot pocket was amazing last night! Until it started to melt...

by Jax478 October 1, 2009

Serbian Hot Pocket

A sexual act wherein a man defecates in a woman's vagina and uses the feces as a lubricating aid during sexual intercourse

we then watched the pornstar give his partner a serbian hot pocket

by dirt1234567890wertyuiop October 11, 2009

stuffed hot pocket

When you take a hot pocket fuck it until it's hollowed by your penis then why in it and eat it

Coke and Knowlegde has some stuffed hot pockets

by Bully bob sanders March 8, 2016