Hocklefart

A viscous, phlegm-like slime excreted from the anus when passing wind on the lavatory, often followed by passing of faeces.

"I thought I was going to have a big poop but it was just a hocklefart."

by Hocklefarter April 18, 2010

Harkle Farte

Harkle farte is a phrase you use to describe someone you know and/or don’t like. An example would be an ex or teacher. This can be used to cover up the real name of the person as to avoid eavesdroppers.

Example “ugh there goes Harkle farte”

by Kale07 January 12, 2022

honklet

a racially offensive word for a small white perosn, normally a child

why do you just f**k off you f*****g honklet

by tom grove November 9, 2006

Horknee

A slang of horny which is used by satirical accounts and used as a more funny way of saying horny

I'm Horknee
My Poosay is Horknee

by dXni April 6, 2022

Harkle

To clear one's throat; to cough discreetly.
A word to describe a discreet cough meant to get someone's attention, a sort of "Ahem-hrm-hrm..." at the door, or in response to an awkward situation or topic.

Larry stood in the door and harkled to get his friend's attention.

When the topic of breasts came up, many of the men in the room harkled and some even crossed their legs.

As she leaned in to kiss him, he stammered, harkled, and made and excuse before fleeing.

by Seleuf January 13, 2014

hurkles

The feeling felt when being tickled. A Mixture of Pain and Tickles.

Stop Tickleing me! it Hurkles!

by Mark Cahill July 14, 2006

Horsley

A brand of genetically advanced humans, (or so we think), that wear round hats and often refers to others as "weezy" or "cats". Often says things like, "yo dude!" "excellent" "nice"

Did you just hear Horsley come in? He entered the room saying that he just stepped up in this mother fucker just a swingin his hair.

by Victoria DaCosta May 16, 2010