es hora de comer

a audio trending on tiktok. It means its time to eat it a dude teaching everyone spanish.. But he's becoming kinda scary. ya better hide ya kids

"es hora de comer!"
Tiktoker: lol you saw that too
"no its time to eat dumbass"

by i need to go to horny jail January 31, 2021

honas

a honas is a very epic person he funny and makes meme good and bad. A honas is also someone that gets friend zoned 99.9% of the time!

Jake your such a “honas” that’s why your like a brother to me.

by honas. July 13, 2020

Horace mann

A man that came up with the most idiotic idea EVER!!! HE FUCKING INVENTED HOMEWORK!

Horace mann is a terrible man.

by Thatguy5050 April 29, 2021

Que hora es?

What time is it?
It's a question about the time

-What time is it?
-6 o'clock
-Oh, I'm late!

by gab January 16, 2005

Legal Harassment

Getting sued to death after divorcing an extraordinarily wealthy pit bull. And it's perfectly legal.

Pit Bull: Have my children ready by 5.
Indigent divorcee: OK
Pit Bull's secretary @ 6:15: Mr. Bull is just concluding another hostile takeover; his ETA is now 6:30
Indigent divorcee: OK, but the kids are already famished. I will tide them over with some snacks.
Pit Bull finally shows @ 8:30: Bring me my children.
Indigent divorcee: I just tucked them in.... if you're quiet...
Pit Bull: YOU'RE REFUSING ME CONTACT WITH MY CHILDREN!! <kicks garbage can> I'M DOCUMENTING YOUR NONCOMPLIANCE & HAULING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO COURT!!
Indigent divorcee: That's legal harassment!
Pit Bull: So sue me. <grin>

Innocent children: Daddy! We waited all night for you!
Pit Bull: Mommy got a little confused again about the time...
Innocent children: Yeah, she made our friends go home really early and didn't feed us dinner until really late!

by indigent divorcee January 6, 2012

Horacio

even tempered, polite and respectful. Stands by what he believes in and won't change without thorough explanation. A good friend and confidant.

you can trust him, he's THE Horacio

by dgirl2010 February 4, 2010

Harassment

The adult version of bullying.

Despite that people think that bullying ends for awkward people after high school. It doesn't, it's just called harassment now.

by Celyuh October 1, 2016