Intestinal disorder caused by watching the Indiana Hoosiers find another way to loose a football game. Particularly grave in the early Fall, before there's a prospect of a basketball game to ameliorate the symptoms
Russell should never have risked eating 8 sliders on top of the Hoosier tummy he already had from watching IU blow a 25 point lead
by mac Superhoosier October 25, 2009
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A. hoosier by birth
B. hoosier by lifestyle
a hoosier by birth really has no choice but to be a hoosier. They come from a long line of hoosiers, described by St. Louisian Glenn Savan in his book White Palace as "decendants of transplanted Ozark farmers.' Usually overweight, trailor inhabiting, junk food eating, quasi-inbred folks whose idea of luxury is shopping at Wal-Mart and when in the mood for gourmet dining, go to Ponderosa. For the ultimate in entertainment, it's the Jerry Springer Show or pro wrestling. Of course, NASCAR is big also. But the mecca of the true hoosier is Six Flags Ovcr Mid-America in Eureka, MO. A disproportinate number of hoosiers can be found at hospitals, as both patients and visitors, a result of a lifetime of artery clogging, blood pressure raising diet and smoking cigarettes. Due to its proximity to Jefferson County, St. Anthony's Hospital in south St. Louis County is a prime spot for hoosier watching,
Hoosiers by lifestyle have no excuse. They more often than not come from decent families but once are grown up and on their own, they choose to live like white trash. They listen to metal music, drink beer in excess, spend hundreds of dollars on fireworks every Fourth of July, allow their dogs to shit in their neighbors' yard, and attend professional sporting events not affordable for born hoosiers, and of course they are drunk and obnoxious at these baseball/football/hockey games.
A. hoosier by birth
B. hoosier by lifestyle
a hoosier by birth really has no choice but to be a hoosier. They come from a long line of hoosiers, described by St. Louisian Glenn Savan in his book White Palace as "decendants of transplanted Ozark farmers.' Usually overweight, trailor inhabiting, junk food eating, quasi-inbred folks whose idea of luxury is shopping at Wal-Mart and when in the mood for gourmet dining, go to Ponderosa. For the ultimate in entertainment, it's the Jerry Springer Show or pro wrestling. Of course, NASCAR is big also. But the mecca of the true hoosier is Six Flags Ovcr Mid-America in Eureka, MO. A disproportinate number of hoosiers can be found at hospitals, as both patients and visitors, a result of a lifetime of artery clogging, blood pressure raising diet and smoking cigarettes. Due to its proximity to Jefferson County, St. Anthony's Hospital in south St. Louis County is a prime spot for hoosier watching,
Hoosiers by lifestyle have no excuse. They more often than not come from decent families but once are grown up and on their own, they choose to live like white trash. They listen to metal music, drink beer in excess, spend hundreds of dollars on fireworks every Fourth of July, allow their dogs to shit in their neighbors' yard, and attend professional sporting events not affordable for born hoosiers, and of course they are drunk and obnoxious at these baseball/football/hockey games.
by Woody Thomas August 20, 2008
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Noun. Word used by St. Louisians to describe poor white trash found all across the proud state of Missouri. Often associated with trucks, lack of teeth, 80's hairstyles, gun fetish due to small penis, and lack of proper grammar. Commonly racist and person who prefers to drink cheap beer a college student would not touch.
by Doug Duckworth December 28, 2005
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by McSlackin December 17, 2017
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Sarah Tom and mark made a Hoosier hot pocket last night after eating curry chicken and Indian buffet
by Cheyennekid3 April 30, 2019
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Jesus h crist, jon is such a goddamn hoosier! did you see him chewing that tobacco? what a nasty bitch!
by elizkitten January 5, 2004
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Did you see that 85 Camaro that drove by? It was totally hoosierific.
That guy's trash 'stache was hoosierific as hell.
That guy's trash 'stache was hoosierific as hell.
by ViciousBoothie June 20, 2007
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