hoopty

N. A vehicle that the value of the sound system and 'dubs' far exceeds the value of the POS in question...
Commonly driven by niggaz/niggers/wiggaz/wiggers and/or chiggaz/chiggers

'That nigga be done hit mah cah and done rode way wit my ho, nah sh' gon' be hi baby mama. All he be had had was a 1964 Impala,'dunk-ride' wit 26 inch 'dubs'... dat shit was a fuckin' nice-ass hoopty...

by DamnedYank January 20, 2007

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Mama's hoopty wagon

A vehicle of poor condition that teenagers use which usually belongs to their mom.

"Dude, that chick's car sucks."
"Yeah, she thinks shes all cool sporting her mama's hoopty wagon"

by D-Lo May 13, 2005

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His whip was a janckty hoopty.

(Total translation) His car (whip) was a stupid (janckty) poo-poo car (hoopty).

Joe: Why, Jane, have you seen Mark's new car?
Jane: Yeah, homie. His whip was a janckty hoopty.
Joe: I understand you completely. Let's go toss eggs at that jalopy.

by Womanof MassDestruction October 29, 2007

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hoopty doopty

A term used to describe someone who knows how to jump through all the right hoops, without actually knowing they are doing so: used frequently in Southern California.

"That Miles kid is sure one hoopty doopty"

by j.m@n October 22, 2011

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hoopty

a hoopty is a car with very big speakers -ALWAYS metal flake paint (lime green usually). 4 dr. '95 Lincoln is a classic example. sometimes Lowered, may bounce, 19 or 20" rims. Back window has large letters tht are difficult to read as they are in old english -all caps.

"My posse dissen me cause my hoopty be dragging. Know what I'm saying"

by Boba June 21, 2004

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