hooking up with a cow

hooking up with someone really ugly, regardless if the not-ugly person is under the influence of alcohol or not.

Matt hooked up with Matilda, which is basically like hooking up with a cow

by koncept666 April 24, 2010

Hookiepooh

A slang for horseshit only a conservative mother would use.

Mom: Son I'm sick of your attitude it's a bunch of "hookiepooh" you understand me?
Son: mom why don't you ever cuss when you're mad.

by kenanw15 January 13, 2015

hoodiiekidd

The goat

Imagine not being hoodiiekidd

by urmumscock October 18, 2019

Hookie Jookie

Hookie Jookie means to have sexual intercourse with another person

let's have Hookie Jookie tonight

by Cheese Man#0085 May 7, 2023

halo-hooking

The act of earning money by being a girl willing to play Halo (a popular war-based video game) with lonely, lonely boys. Detailed in an xboxlive.ign article of March 10, 2010.

"I texted Shana but she couldn't come out, she's Halo-hooking to get some martini money for the club this weekend."

by zippedy-doo-da March 23, 2010

urban hooking

Putting a fishing hook through a girls pussy lips and say “I GOT A FISH, I GOT A BIG FISH!”

“I was urban hooking Johns mom last night!”

by John Street Ave. February 14, 2022

hookiebobbing

Verb. To Hookiebob. To grab onto a car bumper/car whatever and ride up a hill on a bike/shoes/face

I wanted to make it up the hill, but my bike was too hard to push. I had to hookiebob

Let's go hookiebobbing on that Ferrari

by DrParmesan August 28, 2009