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Hoof Hearted

little known race horse, made famous by the way an announcer quickly pronounced his name.
"Hoof hearted" sounds like "who farted" when spoken quickly.
by Emchone August 8, 2007
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horses hoof

rhyming slang for a 'poof' or homosexual man
person one: look at that shore boy over there, he looks like a horses hoof with his little pink shirt and yellow hotpants
person two: you know it!
by shanos August 6, 2006
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hoofty

A Pennsylvania Dutch word for an imbecile or jackass. Usually synonymous with being low class.
He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. Yeah, he's real hoofty.
by Da Deutche March 23, 2011
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Hoof Beast

An overweight woman, usually wearing clothing too small. Most women of the Mud Shark variety can be classified as Hoof Beast.
John: Dude, look at that girl. She's got to be 300 pounds.
Steve: Yeah, she's a real Hoof Beast.
by Turbo Beast September 11, 2011
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Hooly dooly !

Aussie version of "Holy Moly" or variants. Slightly archaic/rural (read: Westie/Bogan etc), but still sometimes used by kids in front of Authorities. Also spelt "hoolEy doolEy"
"Hooly dooly ! That was close Constable/Headmaster! "
by Bronteboy January 10, 2012
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bro hoof

A phrase/action preformed by "My little pony: friendship is magic" fans. It is the pony equivocalness to a "fist pump" or "bro fist"
Dude, I just got My little pony on dvd!
No way!?!?
*bro hoof*
by Jaxpowers February 4, 2012
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Vulpine Acute Hooky

Vulpine Acute Hooky is the most popular online chain letter today punching along all over facebook, youtube & other social networks by a friend of a friend's friend.

Kate Punch is a skinny little 12 year old girl w/black hair, dark blue eyes & pale skin sporting fun bright colorful make-up was gutted bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger who was madly infatuated with her… 4 she is the girl.

At the witching hour on Hallows Eve night u can hear the leaves whisper in trees like witches as the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hooky” as he stabbed her bloody dead.

Kate wants revenge! Now that u have read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Kate Punch will enter your dreams tonight 2 hook u bloody rot 2 freaking hell!

Standing next 2 u beside your bed… there’s a fine line between Love & Hate… . staring at u with 1 blue bat of her spider lashes… u smell Candy Apple across her face & with her wickedly cheeky smile that plays around her lips, sharp & perilously, she’ll slice her finger upward with a crafty sharp hook… her bloody red finger dragging & bleeding the word “EVOL’ which is “Love” spelt backwards across your chest. With a twinkle in her eye, she’ll kill u the way the Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger stabbed her 2 death.

Unless, u comment this story to 10 different people, Kate Punch will not harm u. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. If not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming 2 LovE u
OMG! Vulpine Acute Hooky! Kate Punch is coming to LovE youuuu....
by heDidAveryBadThing July 17, 2010
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