Hoodbridge

The town of woodbridge at the very south of northern va. 30 minutes from dc. There is really no minority here but blacks and Hispanics definitely have the majority. Hoodbridge came from visitors from surrounding Towns like stafford and fairfax who aren’t use to really seing much ratchetness in their community and mistake it as a hood do to a lot of check cashing, convienent stors, and goon look alikes they can drive by a nice upper class area to South America in just one stop light. Of course kids and goons in the area took it as a compliment.

I stopped at 711 and this black dude wearing polo true religions and new foams with a new I watch and new iPhone asked if I can give his baby momma some gas and money for McDonald’s so he can feed his kids while inside it looks like a line to get in a Spanish nightclub while some fat pail white girl in Baggy dollar store sweat pants with a tank tops card keeps declining for cash back for dope. I must be in hoodbridge.

by Neiman90 October 4, 2018

internet hooker

A person who is paid money to sexually arouse a customer by way of the internet.

The internet hooker began taking her clothes off after she received 5o dollars.

by Neologist #999 May 24, 2016

Hoodrat

a) person who lives and exhibits attitudes of inner city life. usually a negative connotation that implies poor upbringing, bad manners, little to no education and low class behavior
b) Zakiya
c)ghetto

thats a hoodrat

by funnyman900 October 10, 2014

hoodratchet

an individual possessing the visual qualities of both a hoodrat, as well as that of being ratchet (visually offensive).

damn bro, you see Diane last night at the party? She was pretty hoodratchet

by pistola pietrovka May 27, 2014

HoodRat

A female from in a neiborhood known to get banged by the neiborhood gangs, And or Single Males In the neiborhood when their bored out of convinience., Female 16 and pregnant. A female that have slept with more then one guy in the same circle of friends or in the same family. The girl you don’t bring home to mom. The type of girl that thinks she’s hot because a dude sticks his dick in her mouth. The girl in the neiborhood you don’t admit too or hang with unless your looking to get your dick wet and your self esteem is too low to go find someone who’s opinion you may value. The neiborhood female that is being used and passed off too friends only for a quickie

“She ain’t nothing but a Hoodrat hoodrat hoochie MaMa”

by the deader the better April 9, 2019

Hooded Bandit

A way to refer to a uncircumcised penis.

Look he has a hooded bandit!

Show me the hooded bandit.

by Hooded Bandit February 27, 2022

hoodrat deficiency syndrome

Also known as HDS, hoodrat deficiency syndrome is a serious ailment resulting from a lack of easy hoodrat poon so far in one's life. Often found in individuals recovering from a recent bout of virginitis.

HDS can lead to reduced self-confidence, fear of girls, and repetitive stress injuries in the wrists.

Usually cured by slaying 30-40 hoodrats.

"Man, why is Max such a pussy around girls?"
"Oh dude. He's got hoodrat deficiency syndrome."

"Thanks urban dictionary! Now I know I have HDS!"
"Word son, now go romp on a bunch of uggos till you realize bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks.

by Dr_Steve February 8, 2009