Hoobastank

Proper Noun:

1. The middle name of our lord and savior, Jesus Hoobastank Christ

2. Hoobastank is an American rock band formed in 1994 in Agoura Hills, California, by lead vocalist Doug Robb, guitarist Dan Estrin, drummer Chris Hesse, and original bassist Markku Lappalainen. They were signed to Island Records from 2001 to 2012 and have released six albums and one extended play to date. Wikipedia
Genre: Rock, Alternative rock, Nu metal, Hard rock, Punk rock, Post-grunge, Alternative metal, Pop-punk, More
Origin: Agoura Hills, California, U.S
First single: Crawling in the Dark
Also known as: Hoobustank (1994–2001)

Jesus Hoobastank Christ!

Oh man, did you go to the Hoobastank concert?!

by Trixie Bellaruse April 6, 2023

Slurped Off That Hoobastank

A derogatory phrase, often used to insult one’s intelligence. It can also be used to refer to a high or intoxicated individual.

“Man, he be slurped off that hoobastank ”.

by Loser_Real April 7, 2021

Hooberstank

A descriptive word to describe a bad smell coming from male genitalia, usually between a man's ball sack and his anus.

I went to rim his ass out tongue deep, I was put off because his hooberstank

by Superliability January 31, 2021

hoobastank

I dont know anything about them except they're the shittiest band ever... Also, "The Reason" I boycotted MTV

If I hear "The Reason" one more time, I swear I will rupture my eardrum with a pen.

by Dr.U January 29, 2005

hoobastank

when a girl gets done working out and is dripping with gleaming sweat...she then places a man's penis in between her arm and side in the armpit region and strokes him to ejaculation.

Rob: "Dude did that bitch give you a hoobastank?"

Chet: "Yeah...i came all over her sports bra."

by God Holyfield October 7, 2011

hoobastank

Has some decent songs but The reason? That song got soo old so quick.

The radio has pretty much killed The Reason.

by cartman5000 August 6, 2004

hobostank

a noun
1. a college student who doesn't study, hardly take a bath; enjoys playing video game late into the night and sometime through the morning hours; listen to loud music; have young groupies

My friend Alex from Boston College is a true hobostank.

by calvy August 5, 2004