The Honks

The uncontrollable, irresistible urge to squeeze a woman's breasts.

Woman: Excuse me!! Did you just squeeze my breast?!
Man: Sorry love, I have a bad case of the honks!!

by Dr Know Honks October 10, 2012

honks

Used to describe someone or something that absolutely sucks.

"No way I'm going to see a Ben Afleck movie. That guy honks." Another example - "Atlanta's BBall team sucks so bad, they should change their name from the Hawks to the Altanta Honks".

by Bobby Nevada December 28, 2005

Honks

another term for saying something is "gas" , "fire" or "slaps"

Bro this song absolutely Honks

by Yung Fiji Fre$h June 29, 2020

The Honks

People of elite status by personal achievements or experiences

Jack:Kevin I heard you're a part of The Honks congratulations

Kevin:Yea thanks I finally became one

Jack:How can I become a Honk?

Kevin:I'm not sure but it's gotta be something impressive

by Yahonk December 16, 2013

Honksexual

A person who is sexually attracted to clowns.

Jim: Hey, bob, I heard Lily was a honksexual.
Bob: Shit man, that explains why she wanted to see IT so bad.

by Light Refactor May 11, 2018

honks

Love pillows. (See bombs or cans)

"I'd like to bury my snout in her honks."

by Philip Ordway June 21, 2005

Honkstress

A female honkey of the species.

Shanequa: "Check out dat sh*t. Some pastey mayo eatin' honkstress be tryin' to steal mah man....Jo'Mayne, get yo ass back over here before I goes off on you. As fo you, bitch...I'm bouts ta go buzz saw on yo ass!

by PokeChop April 13, 2008