The people you tell to be kind before meeting friends. And can demolish a full cake in less than 2 minutes
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Get the holleywell mug.A literal circus. The math teacher and the receptionist are basically the only sane ones. It is infested with antivaxer teachers, a history teacher who uses Wikipedia and WatchMojo Top 10 videos as educational resources, and a fucking clown for the head of school who made the few members of administration with the authority to keep shit together quit their jobs.
“My history teacher just told us that trains didn’t exist in the nineteenth century.”
“What fucking school do you go to??”
“Hopewell Academy.”
“What fucking school do you go to??”
“Hopewell Academy.”
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A small, somewhat beautiful, extremely boring town in central NJ that's completely devoid of culture and personality. The homegrown people there are weak, disingenuous, privileged, two-faced, insecure, dishonest, hypocritical, unappealing, and cowardly. Every businesses there is completely useless. Every restaurant there is mediocre at best. It is unwise to raise a family there because it will not prepare them for the world. It will only prepare them to live in Hopewell. Also known as Okiedokeville.
Person: Remember when I confronted that wannabe redneck guy for talking tough and he immediately backed down and acted like we were best friends?
Person 2: Yeah that was weird. He was like twice your size and had 20 of his friends with him.
Person: What do you expect... They're from Hopewell.
Person 2: Yeah that was weird. He was like twice your size and had 20 of his friends with him.
Person: What do you expect... They're from Hopewell.
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