The Emotional Hokey Pokey 

You put your emotions in. You take your emotions out. You put your emotions in and they get shaken all about. You do the emotional hokey pokey and you're left down and out. That's why you're sad not glad.

Mark decided that he should express his feelings to a girl he liked and in doing so she made him do the emotional hokey pokey and it left him mad and confused.

The Emotional Hokey Pokey by Wason Jertz December 9, 2008

lunchtime hokey pokey 

The act of leaving school or work to engage in sexual play with one's partner.

John: My girlfriend and I got caught sneaking out of school for some lunchtime hokey pokey.
George: Now THAT'S what it's all about.

lunchtime hokey pokey by Michelle the Awesome December 29, 2007

The hokey pokey past midnight 

Another word for 'messing around' or having sex used in the movie Charlie Gordan.

"Charlie do you have a girl up there? What have I said about doing the hokey pokey past midnight!?"

The hokey pokey past midnight by Cal3d0nl0cal July 31, 2016

Covid Hokey Pokey

The varying dances each business requires that may or may not have anything to do with the control of Covid-19. These may include but are not limited to: temperature taking, hand sanitizing, answering a series of questions about where you have been, and eating from disposable dinnerware at a sit down restaurant.

When entering a restaurant the other day I had to do the Covid Hokey Pokey. It consisted of a temperature scan on a 95 degree day and insisting everyone sanitize their hands.

Covid Hokey Pokey by M-Appolo November 20, 2020

The Spooky Hokey Pokey 

A nickname for sex. Not to be mixed up with “The Devils Tango”

“Charlie is doing The Spooky Hokey Pokey with Lukas”
“But Charlie isn't gay?”
“He’s experimenting”

The Spooky Hokey Pokey by Ieatfurries69 December 7, 2022

Hokey Poke Backwards Elbow Area 

Opposite of a weenis (your elbow skin), the weegina is on the other side where your arm creases when you bend it.

Me: lol i just touched your weenis!
Amy: yeah well I just stabbed your hokey poke backwards elbow area!

Hokey Poke Backwards Elbow Area by Letsgetdangerous90 August 24, 2021

hokeypokey

The most supa-fly dance ever, usually played in roller skating rinks.

Put your right arm in, take your right arm out, put your right arm in, and you shake it all about... etc. the song hokeypokey

hokeypokey by fjgsdfhgfjkldgh jklsh dflghjks December 28, 2009