Eggle-Hoffing Moo Cha-Cha

An expression that supposedly means “an egg sucking cow that dances”. A comical way of insulting someone usually without any real ill intent.

Mary plays a practical joke on Sue. Sue fell for it and now she's feeling embarrassed

Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!

Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

Hoffed

The act if hooking up with Eric Hofer on Maui!

She got “ Hoffed” big time last night!
He’s “Hoffed” every flight attendant there is!

by Maui Legends January 6, 2023

Hoffed

When someone tells a long drawn out story that has no point.

That guys story was totally hoffed.

by Crawfish2337 October 26, 2019

hof badges

on 2k hof badges is the best of a badge , if you have all the hof badges you are the best of that category

my girlfriend has all the hof badges
my girl has hof head . ( meaning she gives good head )

by badgesss May 7, 2020

roger hof

A very good looking light skin who is funny and has great hair. A person with a great personality and cares about everyone. A person who is a good boyfriend and will always be there for you.

Have you heard of Roger Hof?
Yeah he's amazing

by Robert408 August 1, 2017

Dog Hof

The want of drinking bleach after watching a very cringey video and/or a cringey thing.

Person 1: "Hey did you watch that minecraft let's play?"
Person 2: "yes, I wanted to do a Dog Hof."

by Dog Hof June 27, 2016

hof chewer

Part of a house brick

Chris threw a cracker of a hof chewer through a window.
Gerry got his head split open by a hof chewer at the football

by Ralph Davidson May 22, 2023