horsefuck

The act of intruding into the personal affairs and expectations of another individual to a very high degree; resulting in some really fucked up shit. Commonly used by governments, lawyers, angry spouses, and insurance companies.

I'm getting horsefucked by that bloody bitch claims adjuster,because she won't include pain and suffering in my insurance claim. Cleetus and Billy Bob got theirs straightened out, I wonder how the other 47 passengers of the bus are doin' with their phony whiplash claims...hmmmm.

by Phil McCaverty December 12, 2003

hosef

A ho that's like a bro, but mostly a ho.

Bro #1: Yo that hosef at work was bangin' today.
Bro #2: Yeah, brosef- she's cool tho.

by RaffyG August 21, 2007

horseflaps

The vaginal flaps of a female horse used among irish friends in greeting format

Ah horseflaps,, hows your balls?

by Dagboy November 17, 2006

homesef

A combination of brosef and homie much like bromie or dude; used for that inbetween place where you aren't sure if they're either. Can be used in greetings for someone you just met but think is cool

"that guys' your bro, dude?"

"nah man, he's my homesef"

by existentnon December 26, 2011

horsefish

A name for seahorses used by people who forget how to speak sometimes

It's like "neigh!!!!!", but in the sea... What is it called again?... I remember! HORSEFISH!!
I think you mean seahorse

by YouKnowWhoThisIs 9876 June 23, 2014

horseface

a person who has facial similarities to a horse. usually the person has large gums that make their teeth scene up everyone elses business, so that they often say, "shit, did you see that girl who looks like a horse, i mean god damn."

"i have a visual on horseface, god damn she looks like a horse"

by jkjkjklololol January 2, 2008

hoesey

A person (usually a girl) that is extremely annoying.

Hi hoesey you are very annoying today

by Stoneswordnic February 12, 2018