hodged

27.9; when you are skeeted out of ANYTHING; when you are tricked into giving something and then lied to about receiving something in return; being such a good dj that you literally become god in some countries; one-upping someone in reverse (i.e. he said $325/oz, fine then ill do $323); bluffing bullshit prices until your custies agree to pay it
so i was weighin him out an 8th, but he looked away--3.4. you got hodged.
the window man at mcdonald's gives you an extra large fry, two fries short. when did hodge start working at mcdonald's?
...whaaaat? hahaha
by coleycole April 08, 2011
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Hodged

When a new administrator comes in and changes everything, pissing everyone off.
Dude, your school was Hodged.
by iReject September 29, 2011
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hodges

a hodges AKA (fodges, podges)is known as moving in and grabbing the neck of a girl to kiss and the girl simply ducking from the attempt.
man 1: ooh i went to snog that becky but then she did a hodges on me
by Michael Wright 2k10 February 06, 2009
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Hodg

Adjective: An individual who possesses both incredible stupidity but unshakable confidence.
If not for John's constant mistakes, the company would be ten times as successful--yet he somehow takes credit for all our success. That guy is a real Hodg.
by Mcgmcgmcg March 10, 2011
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hodges

a very angry short man, stuck with teaching digital imaging. obsessed with chuck norris, random picture taking, and telling people to donate their eggs. he frightens easy and will beat you with anything when given the chance to make you cry.
The guy was a total hodges, he beat me till i cried for chuck norris.
by Ryan Vogle January 30, 2009
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hodge

Noun; A Penis in its normal un erected stage.
" Dude, I got my Hodge S(ed) last night.
by David Taversak July 02, 2006
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hodge

(adj)

one who is mentally incapable of being big brain. They also think that they are a very good musician by playing Micheal Jackson. They are an extreme try hard and constantly brag about their “skills” to middle schoolers.
God Elye why are you such a hodge?!
by veronicagonzalez January 27, 2020
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