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Hobby Job

1) A fake job, a job that doesn't offer real financial support or stability, a job that is essentially a career in appearance only. a job for the gram (IG). 2) Frivolous employment. 3) A spoiled or rich girls day job.

4)A job that is actually fucking around with a hobby, but in reality is just a charade to make it appear that they're doing something with their life.
Anne: Did you hear Maggie got her real estate license? Melony: She just needed a hobby job so that her parents would keep paying her rent while she partied in the city, she'll eventually have to move back home to Oregon after shes all burned out and fucked half of the city's tinder guys and then reality will slowly set in.
by timekeeper96 March 28, 2019
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hobby lobby sloppy toppy

This term can have several different meanings.

Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.

It can also be used for really good head as well.
Damn, my manager is giving me the hardest hobby lobby sloppy toppy right now.

My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.
by Chocolate Poet.King March 13, 2023
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blow hobby

noun: term for the fellatio performed by a person who sees the action as enjoyable and pleasant, as opposed to an obligation or duty. Instead of being viewed as a task to endure just to get it over with, a blow hobby is relished and anticipated by the person giving it.
Girl #1: My boyfriend always asks me for blow jobs. I do it, but I sure don't like it.
Girl #2: Are you kidding? I love going down on my boyfriend! I enjoy just as much as he does. It's not a blow job, it's a blow hobby!
by 16times September 21, 2009
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Hobby Child

Any children that has been born after the third child is a Hobby Child. They are a Hobby Child because sex has became a hobby to the parents, creating Hobby Children.
Wow, they have ten kids in their house. Kid 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 are the Hobby Children.
I feel bad for him/ her because they're a Hobby Child.
by Lexiej11 September 9, 2013
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Hobby

Something you like to do and regard as a proud.
(Wrong)
Tom, what is your hobby?
Nose picking.
......

(Right)
Tom, what is your hobby?
Inventing, I am recently making a nose-picking machine, NP-18.1, which not only picks my nose, but also gives it massage and physical therapy, when I dont pick my nose, it works as an ipod.
Cool.
by Chinesewoman May 1, 2008
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talent-hobby

A leisure activity that requires skill, but is not considered an actual sport because it lacks manly physical exertion.
"Andrew loves golf, it's his favorite talent-hobby."
by KnifeStrauzen January 21, 2009
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hobby dobby

A derogatory term used in the south to describe people from India or the like. It is the typical sound Indians make when speaking English, since they commonly over stress the "D" sound in many words. The term was coined by a fellow by the name of Matt Williams from Stockbridge ,GA. The use of this term is spreading like wild fire.
In Times Square last friday another hobby dobby tried to blow some shit up.
by Sceneyour May 5, 2010
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