Hoagie Titties

A girls boobs that look good in a bra but when removed look like 2 daily specials from Subway.

Man that girl was bangin but im not into 12 inch hoagie titties.

by Derek Renfroe July 26, 2006

hoagbin

A weird teacher from a school called CMS ps btw I’m a 6th grader 2017-2018

He’s so hoagbin

by One oofy Boi February 13, 2018

hoagie shack

When a guy slides his cock and parks it in the space between a woman's tits. (ie: titty fucking)

Since she is a virgin, the farthest I have gotten with her is a hoagie shack.

by The Sex Godess October 2, 2007

hoage

Complete domination or humiliation

Man, that test was complete hoage.

by Jose Rodriguez27 August 24, 2009

toilet hoagie

The direct transformation of a store purchased sandwich into a rounded, thick necked turd shaped like a hoagie.

How are as the sandwich I bought you from Subway, Brendan? Thanks Mary, It didn’t last long and created a wipe free toilet hoagie.

by Mcleodlaw December 15, 2018

ten feet of hoagie

Buying way too much of something for the amount of people attending your get-together.

Originated in Eastern Montgomery County, PA, from buying too much Wawa hoagie for a party.

You bought two boxes of cookies, 12 cupcakes and a tin of brownies for 5 people? You sure went ten feet of hoagie on dessert, huh?

by RFHProductions October 21, 2010

hoagie crusher

Really tight speedos worn by (generally Italian) males.

Dude, peep that hoagie crusher! Yo i got next on the waterslide!

by KFED April 30, 2006