Hitler's Alibi

To tell an untruth.
When your caught doing something red handed and there is no way of explaining or getting yourself out of the situation but you try and lie anyway, this is known as using "Hitlers Alibi".
Also rhymes with "lie".

"I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with my best friend, she said she was just itchy and needed a scratch, what a hitler's alibi."

by boz o b May 8, 2010

Hitler's anal

The main tool Hitler uses against women

Teacher: What was harassment evolved from?
Student: Hitler's anal
Teacher: ...

by ZeBurgerCow June 17, 2018

Hitler Wiped his Ass

The "Hitler Wiped his Ass" Fallacy is a logical fallacy which states that criticisms cannot be made by comparing the subject to another thing because said thing had common traits as well.

Person of Reason: Being anti-semetic makes you like Hitler
Idiot: Well Hitler wiped his ass too so I guess we're all Nazis for using toilet paper

by GreenTeaMoxie January 23, 2022

Pitching-a-no-hitter

When a dominate gay male has sex with 27 men in a row without cumming.

Aaron will never be caught pitching-a-no-hitter, however Max is an All Star pitcher.

by weeny bubble August 26, 2010

Pitched a no-hitter

When a guy is in a relationship with a girl and he doesn't hit her and due to his refrain the relationship doesn't work out.

Tim what's so crushed over breaking up with Kelly he just didn't understand what went wrong in their relationship, confiding in a friend he told him he loved her he never hit her. Tim's friend told him, ' that's the reason you guys never worked out, you pitched a no-hitter."

by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025

Adolf Hitler

A politician in Namibia, which is a southern African country. His full name is Adolf Hitler Uunona. He currently is the councilor of the South-West Africa People's Organization. No, he isn't related in any way to THAT hitler.

I met Adolf Hitler in public today at the market in Namibia!

Adolf Hitler's speech focused on the struggles of many people.

by - The Cold Hard Truth - February 26, 2022

Adolf Hitler

Some politician guy in namibia

Adolf Hitler Uunona is a good politician

by Hussaini January 23, 2022