hiding sausages

when this term is applied to someone, it implys that they are a bit of a slut, in that they are good at hiding sausages (cocks) somewhere inside. Tis' a good payout for someones mum.

Peter's mum is good at hiding sausages

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

hudini

Theres another definition to this one which has not yet been said.
It is when a dude is fuckin some girl doggy style.
Then switches with a friend.
Then runs out the window and waves to the girl.

Dude, yesterday i scared the shit out of that girl by pulling a hudini.

by The Crepster July 14, 2005

hodini

when your fuckin a girl doggy style, point her twards a window, have your friend hide in the closet. switch really quick, then go around to the window and wave.

i was fuckin this chick and we pulled a hodini.

by chaney July 11, 2006

Hirini

Maori word for man with massive shlong.

my hirini is falling out my shorts.

by Maori word donor June 20, 2011

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008

Hiding the matzah

A term derived from the traditional practice of hiding the middle piece of matzah which is saved for dessert (afikoman) during the Jewish passover dinner (seder) for children to find and exchange for money (gelt).

As innuendo, "hiding the matzah" is common parlance for having sex (the "matzah" being the male phallus, the "hiding" being done in the femal vagina).

Thanks, but I think I'll be doing a little 'hiding the matzah' myself that night -- double mitzvah, if you know what I mean.

by miguellisimo May 5, 2011

facebook hiding

The act of recieving a chat from a person you do not wish to talk to, and then deciding to stay online (unlike offline race), but not do anything that they would see that would show them that you are online (e.g. states updates, comments, etc.). This nifty maneuver is done in hopes that the person chatting you will think that you left facebook up on your computer.

She won't stop chatting me; however, this time I used the facebook hiding tactic and it worked wonderfully.

by pooplamp13 September 12, 2011