good uniform,bad helmet 

term used to describe a member of the opposite sex who is considered blessed in body type but in face ,not so much..............

As the evening wore on and Paul feared coming up short, he made an executive decision to relax his standards and consider anyone with a good uniform,bad helmet.

good uniform,bad helmet by sheila in the car January 12, 2010

Herbed Chicken 

When a man, after mowing the lawn, coats his penis with a healthy layer of cut grass and proceeds to insert it into a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Can you please cut the grass?"
Man: "Only if we can have herbed chicken for lunch."

Herbed Chicken by SteveTheDragon August 1, 2011

Helmet Kink

When you have a crush on person or a character from a movie or arc who wears a helmet and never or did show there face before for example

The Mandalorian,TRON,Etc

“Sho is your character crush”

“Well I have a helmet kink so I’ll say TRON”

Helmet Kink by cooky_milkis18 November 12, 2020

Stupid helmet 

The stupid helmet is a headgear, preferably a Packers - helmet, one is made to wear when a jury of friends find one of their peers guilty of comitting an act of stupidity. It originates from That 70's Show and is indeed the greatest mark of shame there is.

Defendant, you were caught toilet papering my sister's car. As this car also belongs to me, I find you guilty of committing stupidity. According to the traditions of our reverred law, you must be punished to its full extent. This means the Stupid Helmet.

Stupid helmet by HelpMeCatchMyPig! March 24, 2011

blood helmet 

When a girl on her period sits on your forehead, leaving a crusty red coating.

I had my girlfriend sit on my face when she was on the rag, and she gave me a blood helmet.

blood helmet by Manpigbear April 12, 2011

dark helmet 

Dark Helmet is a character in Mel Brooks's movie Spaceballs (acted by Rick Moranis)

The ultimate rip of the Star Wars character Darth Vader.

WHAT?! You went over my helmet?!

dark helmet by James Lowe September 21, 2004

hemenway 

Verb: to amble about aimlessly, ignoring those around you.

Noun: one who magnificently combines narcissism, cluelessness, and a knack for falling upward; a powerpoint destroying mush; an overpaid photographer/retreat leader in the guise of a leader.

Worker (walking down hallway): Good morning, boss. How are you?

Boss: (stares blankly at worker and walks past him silently)

Worker: Damn, I just got hemenway'd!

hemenway by Bobby Oso April 17, 2009