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Hemosexual 

Being madly in love with actress, singer and dancer, Heather Elizabeth Morris, aka, Hemo.
I'm not homosexual, I'm hemosexual!
Hemosexual by Dancelikeheya1 July 8, 2011

Hobosexual 

A person who will have sex with anyone for a roof over their head for a night and a shower.
She will sleep with anyone with a bed, such a hobosexual.
Hobosexual by Tr1pod November 18, 2018

Himbosexual

A person that is attracted to men that are good-looking, yet unintelligent.
" Becky is such a Himbosexual. All her boyfriends have been as dumb as a bag of bricks."
Himbosexual by RedBeanBun August 17, 2021

hefrosexual 

A guy who only had sex with fat chicks.
Jeffrey is a hefrosexual, he always hooks up with chicks that weigh more than him.
hefrosexual by bwizzal March 5, 2013

hobosexual 

Judge: "What grounds do you have for divorce Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"

Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"

Hermasexual 

noun, slang for homosexual. Usually spoken by fat retarded evangelical Christians when denouncing homosexuality. Common among those living in the southern states. The term "hermasexual" is frequently associated with a string of drool extending from the corner of speaker's mouth. Perfected by Paul Hagee.
"If you don't repent you'll be sent to hell, with all of the murderers, child molesters, hermasexuals, and single mothers."
Hermasexual by Godlesscommie February 23, 2008