hensoned

To really fuck something up and never admitting you do anything wrong.

That guy really hensoned the rifle range papers yesterday.

by Elijah Kane September 11, 2009

Jim Henson's Disease

Any illness which the sufferer elects to ignore, because they're too busy with work and/or too shy to bother other people about trivialities like their own rapidly deteriorating health.

Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.

Go home and rest. We don't need anyone dying of Jim Henson's Disease here!

by evildave January 23, 2011

hensoning

to fist someone up the arse so hard that it lifts them off the ground

i was fisting jane so hard that her feet left the ground. i realised i had committed hensoning

by nickbenoit February 26, 2008

Herion High

Where the grades are low but the students are high

I dropped outta my old high school now I go to herion high

by Flex Master Paster September 14, 2018

herion baby

an undersized/small balled baby that is addicted to herion

holy shit that's a herion baby

by shuthefuckup February 22, 2003

Gavin Henson

Reasonably hot Welsh rugby player with unfortunate folical growth on his head.

1) Gavin Henson aka Pointy Haired Lad

2)Niki: OMG Gavin Henson is like sooo hot!
Ruby: Shame about his hair though!
Niki: He's hot, he can do what he likes!!!

3) After seeing someone with an unindividual or copied hairstyle, dying to be noticed:
'He is such a wannabe Gavin Henson!'

by The All Nighters July 3, 2005

Henson

Someone who constantly talks nonsense, and gets told to shut up frequently

Shut up Henson

by _sam November 24, 2016