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Hempster

Similar to the stoner stereotype, but different in the way that these people can function at high levels doing such thing like post secondary education while still smoking marijuana on a daily basis.
i dont understand hempsters this guy in my chem clas comes to class every day smelling like marijuana yet scores higher on tests than me
by noodlelegs November 24, 2011
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HAMPSTEAD

A place where you have to love cow fucking and four wheelers must go snow mobiling every weekend and forget about your people in the city. must have one tattoo which you will undoubtably regret. i.e a stick shift. Must own mutiple things with engines. also must think that Everett is ghetto.

an added value is always being drunk
i am from hampstead p yahhh
by booomshaka March 4, 2008
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Hampstead North Carolina

Hickville, NC.
Where my parents retired.

Nothing to do.
Full of people from Long Island, Ohio, CNY, and local dirtbags.

Don't bother.
There isn't even a Wal-Mart or a movie Theatre in Hampstead North Carolina. And my neighbors on the right are white trash with too much money in a McMansion, and the neighbors on the left live in a dilapidated trailer behind a jungle of a yard.
by bridgetp80 August 6, 2011
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Hampstead

Hampstead is a small town located in Carroll County, Maryland. It has slowly changed from a humble farm town to a nearly ghetto, half-ass city.

Hampstead goes by many names such as Mexistead, Hellstead, Hickstead, etc.

It is part of the small city trinity in Carroll County. Most people living here chill in Hampstead, Manchester, and/or Westminster; and, everyone knows each other.

Manchester is known as Mexichester.

Westminster is known as Westmonster, or the redneck, wanna be version of Baltimore City.
It ain't Hampstead, dude; it's Hellstead.
by J-Bird Spice December 16, 2010
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hampstead school

welcome to hampstead school, the year 11 boys are all wet and predators and rapists when it comes to the year9s. they’re only bad in hampstead but when they step out it’s a diff story and they all wear blue coats like say they’re power rangers. the year9 girls are done out and they’re begs. the year 10s jus do there own thing and don’t care bout no one. the skls dun out the teachers are on ur dick 24s
ahhh it’s always dese y9 hampstead school yats belling my line for my wood
by your wet g June 4, 2020
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Homestead Provacateur

A girl who has moved in with a guy because he owns property, plays around the house outside, and trolls on the internet for people to listen to her tripe about 'living outdoors' and 'becoming self-sufficient' when this guy is not at home. Because after all, she is 'totally self-sufficient' pays no rent, works part-time, and lays about, and plays on the computer most of the day.
Homestead Provacateur showed us how to make sundried tomatoes while her dupe wasn't around.
by Rhea Maxmood January 30, 2009
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Urban Homestead

A city dwelling and garden focusing on sustainable practices through growing/raising food and preserving it for off season use. This can also include things such as knitting/crocheting, baking, recycling, repurposing, etc.
I couldn't believe the amount of beautiful produce coming out of the urban homestead next door, and then I smelled the fresh bread and I was in love.
by AnUrbanHomesteader March 14, 2011
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