dog heist

dawg hahyst
noun

A robbery that is centered around stealing a (usually cute) dog from its owner.

Look at that cute dog. I think it’s time for a dog heist!

by Dr Manifold June 1, 2018

Nig-heist

1. A kick-ass band comprised of Black Flag roadies that existed in the early 1980's.

2. To steal something suddenly from a friend or aquiantance.

1. Nig-heist made some fucking awesome sex jams.

2. *snatch a dollar from your friend* Nig-heist, mothafucka!

by Steve Corbin July 2, 2008

heise

The sexiest of all beings.

look at that stud! He's definitely a Heise

by HigherThanMost January 7, 2014

give the heisman

To distance yourself from someone or something like the dude on the Heisman trophy giving a stiff-arm to defenders.

His girlfriend cheated on him so he gave her the heisman.

A: Are you still smoking?
B: Naw I gave it the heisman.

by uniqueacctid December 17, 2003

helisexual

It is when you are a helicopter at heart. It is like a tranny but for helicopter.

I am a helisexual mom I am going to get new missiles installed tonight.

by poon_destroyer_69 July 16, 2016

Heistermination

When you shoplift the entire inventory of one single type of item at your local convenience store.

Comes from the Halo term "Extermination"

Snoop: "Dude I just took all the blue airheads"
Spam: "Damn, you just got a heistermination"

by Heistmeariver March 11, 2009

Heist Dinner

1. Shoplifting enough goods to make yourself dinner out of your pilfered food

2. Shoplifting twice as much inventory as a buddy who is also shoplifting at the same time as you.
Comes from the Halo 3 term "Steak Dinner"

John and Jacob stole three pizzas from their local convenience store, thus they earned themselves a heist dinner

by Heist me a river March 12, 2009