Heemeyered

For one to take a rampage on a town, city, or group of people that have seriously pissed you off. For one to drive a bulldozer through a small town, knocking down buildings and tearing up streets. Especially if your bulldozer was built from welding technique and a simple garage door opener as a lift.

Dude, if you mis-zone my property one more time you are going to get Heemeyered!"

by Granby Lover June 13, 2010

Heened

1. To "Heen" someone, or to get "Heened" is to be waiting on someone and the person you are waiting on finds time, and a place to take a power nap. This usually happens at the absolute worst possible time, and more often than not, an almost unbelievable location.

2. A version of getting "Had", except dealing with time.

3. The ultimate insult to a person's patience.

Little did I know that while I was having a panic attack waiting for him to get out of the shower, he had piled some towels up around the toilet and was taking a nap while running the water so it would sound like he was in the shower. I've been "Heened".

He told me that he was right around the corner, so I'll wait for him here in this bad neighborhood. He'll be here in 2 minutes. (2 hours later he calls and says he isn't going to make it, and not to wait up) You've been "Heened".

by Slowheen May 15, 2011

heemer

A Homosexual; Defived from the cod-Geordie phrase 'Heemer-sexual'

That Dave was looking at my arse all night, Man , I think he's a heemer, like

by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003

heeled

When you get snitched out by a fucking friend.

Dude you just got heeled.

by kikitydk September 28, 2007

Hemmed Up

To physically treat someone like a child by grabbing, tossing, and abusing them in a fight.

- That man got Hemmed Up last night.
- That nigga Greg hemmed his ass up like a little child!

by Dmorus June 21, 2019

hemmed up

busted, hurtin', beat up, shitty

Yo girl was all hemmed up after I pistol whipped that ho!

Your girl sucked my cock for a dollar, but I ain't make her pay for it... that would have been hemmed up playa!

by Natrontheape March 24, 2004

high-heeled groin

A high-heeled groin is when a man gets kicked so hard in his schlong-arena that the high-heeled shoe of his assailant may be left behind. This results in a protruding heel which gives the appearance of having a groin which could work as an additional foot.

"Do you have a high-heeled groin or are you just pleased to see me?"
"I really shouldn't have said she looked fat in that dress, I think I have a high-heeled groin after last night."

by JellySnake February 10, 2014