A common last name in Louisiana (equivalent to Smith). Usually mispronounced by telemarketers(He-Bert). Actually pronounced A-BEAR, it's French assholes.
Resident: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*
by LNH2 January 16, 2009
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When I'm with her, do i give her the heebee jeebees?
When I'm with her, do i give her the heebee jeebees?
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It turns out the chick across the street is a hebephile after all. I just caught her kissing that new guy in the seventh grade!
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