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hedgehog

Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.
"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."
by M Rockwell December 13, 2008
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I was expecting a greasy slide or at least a dead badger but when I took of her pantaloons I was confronted by an angry hedgehog
by rottencock October 10, 2019
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A woman (or man, possibly) of easy virtue.

Probably from: 'She had so much dick in her, she looked like a hedgehog'
"Get that hedgehog away from the water cooler, else we're all getting the clap"
by Listwhore August 24, 2006
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hedgehog

Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.
"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."
by M Rockwell July 20, 2008
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A person who loves eating pussy through heavy bush.
My boy, Jesse, is such a hedgehog; he choked on his woman's bush and the paramedics had to be called.
by cacticards January 6, 2015
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A term used for someone who has hairy genetals usually used for young teen girls
Damn this hedgehog has herpies
by coollllllccckkk September 22, 2016
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A Term from the 90s Used to Describe Someone as a SEGA Fanboy back in the Day When SEGA Used to be a Hardware Manufacture
Guy 1: Yo I Heard of Some Hedgehog Who Signed Up For One of SEGA's Screamstakes over at Wendy's to Win an Upcoming Sega Apollo

Guy 2: That's Awesome Wanna Come over to My House and Play Quake 3, Unreal Tournament 2004 or Half Life 2

Guy 1: Sure! SEGA!
by baliebox4916 November 15, 2018
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