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oral historian

A person who either researches the early beginnings of the practice of fellatio. or documents the quantity/quality of lips/tongue-pleasuring experienced/given by a certain person or group.
As much fooling around as Wee-wee Willie Wankie and Monica Blewinsky engaged in --- both with each other and separately with other folks in the D.C. area --- an oral historian could almost make an entire lifelong career out of putting down on paper the lurid/sordid details of the various trysts of just these two individuals alone!
by QuacksO August 7, 2019
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The Historian

Is a thriller book by Elizabeth Kostova.

The novel tells the story of a young girl who is looking for her father who mysteriously disappear. Before he disappear her father began to tell her a story about his years in college, and after he disappear she found the continuation of the story in letters from her father directed to her. The story was about both, her father and mother, looking for the historical Vlad the Impaler,Dracula, in a search that took them to Romania, Hungary, Bulgaria and Turkey.
At the end of the book she finds her father and mother,who found and killed Dracula.
librarian: "Hello Marcy."
student: " Hey, Mrs.Gibbs. I am looking for a book called The Historian, but i cant find it. Do you know if its interesting?"
librarian: " Oh, yeah. Its a marvelous book. Fallow me, I'll help you find it."
by maryankee August 23, 2008
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historians

historians for the purposes of the definition, shall be defined as sam, hereafter they shall also be known as sam.
the main reasons for this are as follows:
1. sams are geeks
2. sams deny the fact that they r no longer virgins, although it has only occured once it still happened.
3. they are loners
4. they read books too often and have to boast about the amount of work they have done, its uni! you dont do work!!!
5. they have no life
hence for these reasons, no bitch assd loner called sam can call me a ho!
eg.
historians can be so boring
y r all historians virgins?
y wont that historian shag me...
answer: once they've lost it once its impossible to shag them again, theyve had their quota
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
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historians

you knnoowww historians
by chingaso.blu23 June 10, 2011
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historians

ignore him. he's a historian. and called sam. therefore doubly worse!!!!
in fact, its 20 times better to be a ho as he so called calls one than a frigid historian
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
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hectorine

An amazing person who loves everyone, cares about everyone and love you. If you know an Hectorine you are lucky to have her.
Hectorine: Oh! You drop you 1000000$ bill
Stranger: OMG thank you so much!
by buddleofjoy May 12, 2016
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Hectoring

When your supposed to attend an event but cancel for no legitimate reason
Dude, I can't believe chase didn't show up the the bbq.....he is always hectoring out of things.
by Soulstryke June 1, 2018
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