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Cock Feathering 

Cock feathering, derived from the "tickling feather" cliche, is any form of action, communication, etc. from an individual towards a man that leads the man to foresee the possibility of a sexual encounter between them and/or otherwise just causes him any level of arousal below orgasm. Unlike the case of indirect cock teasing, the act of cock feathering dictates that the sexual encounter actually has a chance to occur.
1.
Friend: Dude, why did Jenny text you so much last night?
Man: She was cock feathering the hell out of me man; she was really flirty and even sent me some hot pics of herself. I think she wants me.

2.
Man: Mary cock feathered me for awhile, and in the end we slept together!
Friend: Nice!

3.
Man: She had cock feathered me by acting really sexy around me, but it turns out she was just leading me on.
Friend: Tough break! There's plenty of fish in the sea, bro.

4.
Nerd: She sent me a wink face; she's totally cock feathering me.
Friend: Dude...you don't know anything about women.
Nerd: Pff, whatever. It still turned me on.
Friend: ...wow.

5.
Woman: Hey, remember how I was telling you about my sore muscles and the massage oils I bought? Well, I was actually hoping you could come over tonight and help me with that...
Man: (Whoa, hello cock feathering) Sure thing.
Cock Feathering by Fonzie Terry November 14, 2011

heathernet

Like the internet, but instead of computers and stuff, it's chicken wire hooked up to a car battery.
This heathernet is the way of the future
heathernet by Rocco February 13, 2004

Heathing 

To have sex while standing up in a chair.
aye yo dog i was just heathing the shit outcho girl
Heathing by truffdog January 1, 2012

feathering your nest 

Placing lengths of toilet paper on the seat before mounting, to ensure none of your bare ass contacts it.
Never sit on a public toilet without feathering your nest.

Heatherito 

A Heatheríto Lemòn(Burrito) is a band loser. Trombone is this creature's weapon of choice. Can usually be seen with a Gracie Garcia. Heatherito's have shortish hair, once long. Amazingly pretty. Can dance quite well. Ridiculously smart.

To spot a Heatherito, simply listen..you may hear the sound of Regina Spektor or Mika. Either that or listen for her spanglish..occasionally spurts of spanish will escape her lips as she talks.
Garcia - "Hola Heatherito."
Heatherito - "O.O"

Karen - "Look! I've got the Heather action figure! With limited addition, trombone action!"

Alex - "My little pony..."

Le End.
Heatherito by graciegarcia March 3, 2008

Heatherington 

One who refuses to accept responsibility, i.e., blames everyone except herself. A person who often becomes hostile without provocation and savors an opportunity to play the victim.
Man, it was completely her fault and now she's yelling at me for her mistake - what a Heatherington!
Heatherington by POTUS007 June 11, 2018