Noun \ˈtī-nē ˈhärt ˈsin-ˌdrōm also -drəm \
Severe clinical condition in which the affected does not have the resolve to complete a task that has become mildly to moderately challenging. Often seen when one attempts physical activity or a mentally taxing task like texting whole words or adding without a calculator. The only known cures for THS are forced toughening activities (i.e. barefoot 25 mile road marches, playing tag with porcupines, 10 mile runs at a 7 mile/min pace in a minefield, stealing food from a pride of hungry lions, chewing aluminum foil etc.)
Severe clinical condition in which the affected does not have the resolve to complete a task that has become mildly to moderately challenging. Often seen when one attempts physical activity or a mentally taxing task like texting whole words or adding without a calculator. The only known cures for THS are forced toughening activities (i.e. barefoot 25 mile road marches, playing tag with porcupines, 10 mile runs at a 7 mile/min pace in a minefield, stealing food from a pride of hungry lions, chewing aluminum foil etc.)
“Where is Mike? “
“His Tiny Heart Syndrome kicked in and he crashed on a log with a bag of Cheetos.”
“WTF? We’ve been walking 5 min. We just left the parking lot.”
“His Tiny Heart Syndrome kicked in and he crashed on a log with a bag of Cheetos.”
“WTF? We’ve been walking 5 min. We just left the parking lot.”
by Green_Machine November 14, 2013
Get the Tiny Heart Syndrome mug.Often used in the military, especially basic training. Used to describe an individual who suffers from the inability to properly "man the fuck up" and get through a difficult or trying task.
Drill Sergeant - "Alright you little poster boys for abortion, get your gear and get outside right fucking now. And if I hear a single one of you suffering from THS I will personally beat you until your tiny little fucking heart stops."
"Did you see George cry his way out of finishing work today. Said his head hurt to much to continue on. I'm tired of him never finishing a single thing."
"That prick is a chronic case of THS (Tiny Heart Syndrome)."
"Did you see George cry his way out of finishing work today. Said his head hurt to much to continue on. I'm tired of him never finishing a single thing."
"That prick is a chronic case of THS (Tiny Heart Syndrome)."
by FiveFire November 6, 2009
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Often abbreviated as BHS, Big Heart Syndrome is where a person has such a big heart that they tend to care too much about others and are usually quick to fall in love/suffer a broken heart. Those afflicted with BHS also try to "fix" people or "fix" others current situations.
I look at the situations some of my friends and family are in, and all I can do is cry. My Big Heart Syndrome is acting up.
by VanguardX274 March 3, 2016
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by creedmoor October 23, 2004
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The song's name came from a heart-shaped box Love had given Cobain. However, Cobain had originally titled the song "Heart-Shaped Coffin"
The song's name came from a heart-shaped box Love had given Cobain. However, Cobain had originally titled the song "Heart-Shaped Coffin"
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