Hawaiian Hernia Check

This is an alternative form of hernia healthcheck, where, instead of coughing, the patient presents his/her ring piece for an examiner to cough into.

Note that following the recent corona virus outbreak, this check has been known to actually cause hernias when patients learn exactly what they have just been subjected to.

Jim: I have been rather enjoying my vacation here in Hawaii until I began to experience some pain - could you please check me for hernia weakness? Shall I turn my head and cough?

Tiff: No, no, here we do the Hawaiian Hernia Check. Please bend over so that I may corona cough in your ass.

by The Shy Nanny Gang! March 20, 2020

Hawaiian Punch Guy

Your favorite technician

Koolaid Man is also Hawaiian Punch Guy
why

by ok hello i see December 15, 2022

Hawaiian Oranges

In Hawaii it refers to large testicles or large balls.

Oh did you see Oak's Hawaiian Oranges!?

by Scooty Patootty August 7, 2023

Hawaiian Volcano

Giving someone a blowjob underwater upside down until they cum. You then proceed to blow it out your nose causing it to float to the top of the water like an underwater smokestack.

Susie started to choke after she gave me a Hawaiian Volcano.

by TheArbiter21 June 14, 2016

hawaiian salty dog

Hawaiian salty dog is when a man jizzes on a partners face and a third party slaps them with a pineapple slice and eats it off their face.

Tad and Chet performed a Hawaiian salty dog on Susie at the company Christmas party.

by Mick 'Normous and Jon Dough January 11, 2014

Hawaiian swimming pool

When a guy cums in an innie and it hardens into an outie.

guy 1 "i heard you gave Samantha a Hawaiian swimming pool last night"

guy 2 "yea she loved it"

by danster4286 April 15, 2020

Hawaiian Hot Wagon

The act of abducting a homeless man and participating in sexual acts with him in the car. When climax is reached, the participants exclaim "Aloha!"

Chuck: Hey look at that homeless guy over there
Ned: Yeah, he looks like a prime candidate for the Hawaiian Hot Wagon
Chuck: Good idea, let's get him

by Fat Bin February 12, 2019