Jace Hastings

Jace Hastings is the most obscenely fat person ever with the most immense mass imaginable. He eats pure sugar and can always be found playing hogwarts legacy in his room for the 400th time.

Friend 1: Bro, you're almost as heavy as Jace Hastings' pinky toenail
Friend 2: Rude, I'm not 500 pounds, yet

by Chez42 May 2, 2023

Hastings on Hudson

The most boring town in America. The teachers suck and are only there for athletic achievement. All the kids do are smoke weed and go to foodtown because we are all so bored. A town that is deemed for being “artsy” but then they cut all the art programs because everyone is so lazy. Don’t move here

Parent: I love this town it’s beautiful

Child: Hastings on Hudson sucks I’m so bored get me out of here asap.

by Jdbsjfnejd dne February 12, 2019

hastings shuffle

The distinctive gait of a denizen of hastings

Dude, check out that crackhead! He's doing the Hastings Shuffle!

by Mdiym May 15, 2006

Hastings Pudding

A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.

It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.

Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"

by mindcandy August 3, 2012

hastings shuffle

The act of "Nodding Off" to "Nod Off" or "Go on the nod", also caused by malnutrition and sleep depravation. Another form of the H.S. would be erratic arm flailing and scratching of the skin, generally brought on by a cocaine induced psychosis.

he's doing the hastings shuffle.

nod, nodding, nod off, going on the nod

by E.S. Day September 15, 2006

Hastings

A long street in Vancouver and Burnaby Canada that has many many prostitues and heroine addicts especially on West Hastings. East Hastings is simply a busy street, West hastings is noted for heroine, prostitution, weed, and is one of the few places in Canada that is actually a downright scary place to be.

Guy1 "Hey man I almost ran over a prostitue the other day"
Guy2 "Really, where were you, hastings?"
Guy1"yup"
Guy2"Figures"

by Willsssss November 2, 2005

Hastings

A bunch of no good sons a' Bitches that are far to lazy.

Keep looking over your shoulder in Hastings, you might not get shot, but definetly stabbed in the back, make no friends in Hastings
.... ASTINGS MATE!

by PorkChop100 June 20, 2011