When you take the old barfly home at last call, they're not great but they are there at the bottom of the bag and you won't be against taking it, but you're a little disappointed in yourself for it.
I took a soggy hash brown home at 3am. Look I'm not proud, but it happened.
When onepoops and regularly doesn’t wipe ones ass.
“Hey holliens been pooping in the parking again, no sign of toilet paper any where”
——“ oh dudes, he’s probably got a vicious Honolulu hash brown going”