Harris

A retarded retard who thinks he's funny but he isn't...which is quite embarrassing. Most of the time he stays indoors, but once in a blue moon his two retard spastic idiot mates will pick him up and go to micky ballsacks. He is also a homosexual faggot who likes suckin of streetwalkers. his hair follicles are very demented, he smells like a retard dickhead and he eats food.

Pete: "Yo look at that guy over there, he probs thinks he's funny."
Jai: "Yeh, he looks like the type of guy to suck off a streetwalker imo."
Theo: "He probably smells like a retard dickhead too."
Adam: "I agree completely! what a fucking retard...He is most likely a Harris."

by MikeSebastion October 29, 2018

Harris

A man who craves for attention in his inner core, he longs for attention and thinks it’s all about him. He also does backward rolls.

He’s such a harris

by Feenyyy March 29, 2019

Harris

He’s a pussy aswell as pedo

Harris is a pedo and a retard

by SAADARMHEAD May 8, 2019

Harris

A complete moron with no friends. Struggles with everything and gets beat up a lot. If they get a friend nothing will happen because it's impossible for a Harris to get friends.

"Bruh look it's Harris, what a loser"

by H@rris2006 October 24, 2019

Harris

A yellow guy who loves curry and probably is going to be a taxi driver in the future

Person 1:Oh look there is a Simpson
Person 2:no that is Harris
Person 1:oh I don't like Harris

by Yepitsdatguy July 22, 2018

Harris

A Harris is a friend that you love dearly. She may be a little crazy but she's got your back. Heavy drinking and snacks is the soul of the friendship.

I love you harris.. you're my best friend. Even if your farts stink.

by Crackinlaughin September 3, 2019

Harris

Harris

Harris has sexual intercourse with animals such as cats, he really can't make out. He is a pedophile that stalks other girls on instagram and has a serie sence of dark humor.

by Harris12345 December 11, 2016