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Global Harming is 6 billion humans burning millions of barrels of oil per day, millions of tons of coal, huge quantities of natural gas, cutting down forests, raising billions of animals that produce methane and creating insane amount of garbage.
It's not Global Warming you should be concerned about, Global Harming is real.
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Harding University

A maximum security prison in Searcy, Arkansas that masquerades as an institution of higher learning. Harding will kick you out for having "sexual relations" with the opposite sex which include 2nd base and on. They will kick you out for drinking alcohol even if you are legal age and for using tobacco products. Dancing is prohibited. Any student caught in the home of the opposite sex is subject to expulsion. Dorms are segregated by gender and members of the opposite sex are not allowed in. Once a month they have "open house" where members of the opposite sex are allowed in your dorm room but you have to keep the door open for RA checks. The typical Harding student will get married at 21 because they are sick of waiting to have sex.
Other than period trips to Wal Mart, students stay in their ivory tower that is the school campus. Searcy has absolutely nothing of value in it. For "fun" students can go to Little Rock but if you run into another student while doing something against the rules then you can expect to be expelled.

Daily chapel attendance is mandatory and if you don't attend church on Sunday you are viewed as a heathen. Harding does not have Fraternities or Sororities. They have clubs, which act in much the same way without the benefits of a national frat or sorority. If anyone dares to criticize the policies or ideology that Harding espouses they are told "You knew what Harding was like before you came here".

Harding will emotionally and spiritually cripple you.
Gary: I'm so excited! I got into Harding University!

Hank: Dude, they accept anyone that breathes.

Gary: Still, at least I'll be getting a solid Christian education in a good environment.

Hank: Please go to the Harding University entry on Urban Dictionary

Gary: Holy cow man. I didn't know it was like that.

Hank: Yeah man, want to go to a state school with me? We can have all the booze and girls we want.

Gary: Fuck yeah.
by Lou Putz October 2, 2012
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Harding

If this girl thinks I'm too nice I might end up in the Harding.
by Scottford Lawrence Weatherall December 15, 2008
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Hamusing

Hamusing is something that is both funny (ha) and makes you think (muse).
Steve is such a douche, but his comments are somehow deep and funny at the same time. They’re very Hamusing and it makes me want to have his babies.
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Harding High School

A place where it’s full of ghetto short Asians. This is the place where the f-boy fuck little bitches from left to right. The place where you can Taboo like David Yang. Anyways, Nigga got small dicks and act like they all that. Lastly, you get pregnant.
by oneohone5378 November 7, 2019
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harding high school

Harding high school is where all the loyal guys are at. It is also where the Facebook famous people go and if u aren't at Harding then wtf are u doing. Therefore Harding is the best school.
I should go to Harding high school because I'm loyal and facebook famous
by SkinnyHero November 7, 2019
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Harding Highschool

Harding highschool is where people love to clout chase. They act as your friend until you get into some shit and don’t help you at all. Therefore Harding has fake people.
I go to Harding highschool. Oh you must be a fake ass nigga then.
by RealistNiggaEver November 8, 2019
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