Cigarette Harmonica

A non-musical harmonica made my cutting the top and bottom off of a pack of cigarettes (preferably 100's) and smoking all of them, at once, through the pack, like a bundle of cigarettes; effectively creating a Cigarette Harmonica.

"Ed, let's go make another cigarette harmonica."

"Hell yeah! But I don't wanna puke again..."

by Kevin Pannell December 15, 2008

pink harmonica

A vagina. If a person performs cunnilingus on a vagina in the way someone would play the harmonica, they are "playing" the pink harmonica.

Dave - Hey, Carl, How do you show your girlfriend that you love her?

Carl - I play her pink harmonica.

by Assgrabber249 May 5, 2018

arkansas harmonica

Motor boating an animal with multiple nipples.

Leroy stumbled onto the porch, flipped over Dixie, and gave her an Arkansas Harmonica after his sister wouldn't let him near her boobs.

by Shawnie B June 3, 2016

Natural Harmonia Gropius

A twat from the Pokémon franchise who has daddy issues. He is also known as N.

"Have you seen lord N?"
"Oh, you mean Natural Harmonia Gropius? Yeah, I saw him on the ferris wheel with another Pokémon trainer."

by Scientist Colress August 22, 2021

muddy harmonica

A type of reversed blumpkin where a guy eats out a girl while she is taking a shit.

Brian asked, "Hey can I get a blumpkin"? Meredith replied, "I guess, but only if I get a muddy harmonica first".

by Mountain Misti and Kendo January 2, 2009

Rusty Harmonica

Laying a girl on her side, and rubbing your lips back and forth across her vagina and anus while blowing simultaneously, treating her two love holes as you would the holes of a harmonica. To better create the rusty harmonica effect you may also cup her vagina lips and anus in your hand as you would hold a harmonica.

"Dude, I gave your mom the most righteous rusty harmonica last night!"

"Oh yea? What song did you play?"

"Blowin' in the Wind."

by Haywood Jublomie May 6, 2008

Harmonica

When a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips along the length of the shaft of a man's penis, simulating the playing of a harmonica.

Before she sucked my cock, she gave me a killer harmonica!

by bjmike January 14, 2010