Harvawkwardness

Attempts at hooking up between Harvard students. Most frequently ends in naught because the two parties are overly Harvawkward. Very painful to watch.

The stress falls on the syllable 'awk.'

I thought that there was a chance I might get some from him, but there was too much Harvawkwardness to overcome and we just wound up talking about how much Core classes suck.

by Boston Ex-Pat November 18, 2007

Poppy Harlow

Poppy Harlow, is the ultimate. Some people believe he is just a myth created by a small boy named Kenneth. However, this is not the case. Poppy Harlow is almost omniscient. Poppy Harlow is a sacred name, however it can be thrown around lightly. Some people may have gone as far as to start a religion worshiping Poppy Harlow, however it is still unknown if this is true.

We are all children of Poppy Harlow

by CensorCity October 16, 2018

Tim Hardaway

n. A person uncomfortable around homosexual men; a homophobic person.

v. An act of a celebrity in which one expels racist, sexist, or homophobic banter on national television.
syn: Rush Limbaugh, Mel Gibson, that guy from Seinfeld(the unfunny one), Ann Coulter

n. John, don't be a Tim Hardaway. It's not like he's going to rape you in the locker room.

v. Rush Limbaugh Tim Hardawayed when he commented about Donovan McNabb being an overrated quarterback because he is black.

by Eagle11 May 16, 2009

Is Jack Harlow Zaddy

Yes, jack harlow is zaddy

Is Jack Harlow Zaddy? Yes jack harlow is the biggest zaddy

by zaddyjackharlow January 13, 2021

Harladam

A relationship between two men, who claims not to be gay, but secretly are. In other words, are too close for comfort. It is common for one in the relationship to have a girlfriend as a cover up, that they spend little to no time with unless with their real partner.

I think my two mates are definitely in a Harladam, they never leave each other's sides.

by Mooscula September 8, 2022

Harlan Spoilers

When you spoil a part of a game that has no actual relation to the plot of the story but rather a gameplay moment that would have been a realization of putting two and two together in game.

Friend 1: Oh did you guys see that you can make a pipe bomb in game?
Friend 2: Shush. Spoilers.
Friend 1: Classic case of Harlan Spoilers...

by NOT-TNTman May 27, 2023

max harlan

The optimization of a fuck boy. Always making jokes surrounding "eat my ass", and the occastinal "fucking your mom". Also consistently achieves a 0.01 GPA at Hopkins High School in Hopkins, Minnesota.

idiot ethan max harlan

by EMR976751 February 15, 2014