Five hargreeves

Five Hargreeves is a *very fine* fictional character from a Netflix original series umbrella academy that is a 13 year old boy but his consciousness is 58. He's a killer, life saver and Attractive ASF.

Me: five hargreeves is my favorite character
friend: OMG he is so fine
Me: Ikr he's leading the show

by Five hargreeves May 24, 2021

Five hargreeves

Five Hargreeves is a *very fine* fictional character from a Netflix original series The umbrella academy that is a 13 year old boy but his consciousness is 58. He's a killer, life saver and Attractive ASF.

Me: five Hargreeves from TUA is my favorite character

Friend: OMG same he is so fine
Me: Ikr he is literally leading the show

by Five hargreeves May 24, 2021

Five Hargreeves

A 13 year old boy who is mentally 58 and just wants to save his family from an incurable apocalypse. Five is someone who loves to make sarcastic jokes and knows how to take one. He might seem like a little kid but he can actually kill you and get away with it. A Five just needs to be appreciated more by his family for going through 45 years of hell alone. If you ever come across a Five, just thank him for doing so much.

Person 1: Hey, whose that little kid sitting alone by himself?
Person 2: Oh that's not a little kid, that's Five Hargreeves, he's probably planning your death now that you called him that

by Five Hargreeves simp August 11, 2021

Hargrave High school

A place filled with a ton of FIENDS, crackheads, fake ass hoes, and STINKY AND FISHY THOTS that make everyone want to kill themselves. Also a complete hell hole that nobody really likes even if they say they do. Most of everyone loses their "v card" before or during these highschool years.

"I go to Hargrave High school."

by Christian Baddie969 December 4, 2019

Vanya Hargreeves

That funky little lesbian who dated a serial killer and a farm frau. Destroyed the moon into bits and caused the apocalypse which left only one to survive. Almost killed her siblings by slitting her sister's throat and sucking the life out of the others. Ate brains and impaled a monkey.

Vanya Hargreeves is and always will be the bomb unless we take her with us and fix her.

by support_elliotpage_youtwat December 13, 2020

Hagreaves

Hagreaves is someone that is so neat, a very good student with very good attitude, he always love to share. He is a very good friend, and he is also a trust worthy person.

I am so jealous of hagreaves, a lot of girls want to be friend with him.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Hargrave Military Academy

An all boys school in Chatam, VA. this school is just a bunch of homosexual, uneducated, high and tight assholes.

Guy 1:Would you ever send your son to Hargrave Military Academy?

Guy 2:NOPE. Hell is better than this place.

by TheEaterOfWorlds69 March 3, 2023