Handicapped Dragon

When a girl gets a tramp stamp of a Dragon, and sadly happens to have 3 legs instead of four.

Boy1: April Showers just got a new tat!

Boy2: Yeah what is it?

Boy1: It's a tramp stamp of a Handicapped Dragon!

Boy2: Why is it handicapped?

Boy1: Cause it's only got 3 legs!

by Rico326 September 4, 2013

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handicrapped

When you have to shit so bad, you can't move

Dude, Bruce just had a super stuffed burrito from chipotle and now he's handicrapped

by Thefilthygoose August 25, 2015

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a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!

example cant be blank... well now its not! handicapped-scooters

by nikoli2142 April 3, 2011

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The Handicapped Bathroom

The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.

This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.

*handicapped person walks in.

Shit-

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

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