hamper inspector

One, usually a male, who feels the need to inspect the laundry hampers of female friends, relatives, are even stangers.

man if i ever get a chance I am so going to be her hamper inspector

by The Duck Man April 13, 2008

hamper whore

a male or female who pulls out dirty clothes from their hamper and then proceeds to flirt/attract a partner

-TaQuasha "Why are you wearing those clothes that you wore 2 tomes this week?!"

-Shondra "So I can go on on my date with Ty'Ron."

-TaQuasha "Damn you're a hamper whore"

by nihaovince May 15, 2011

Hamper-Wiff

When a chick is so hot, that you would want to spend and Hamper-Wiff her Hamper all day!

Dude she is so hot that I would Hamper-Wiff her Hamper all day. . .

by IIIII TK IIIII December 06, 2010

Hamper Diving

Sorting through the dirty clothes basket when you do not own a single clean shirt or pair of pants. This act is usually executed when one is too lazy to wash and fold clothes. College men and women can become victim to hamper diving. Similar to dumpster diving.

Jimmy: Dude, last night I didn't have a clean wife-beater so I went hamper diving for one.

John: Seriously, wash your fucking clothes.

by xxandroid May 28, 2012

hamper mouth

someone who dishes out all your dirty laundry (secrets) even to your parents

person a: yo did you hear that she lost her virginity last night

person b: why do you have to be such a hamper mouth?

by whateverrrrrrrrrrrr January 21, 2011

hamper dive

(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.

(v) to hamper diver

I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.

by thebetterfriend2 February 26, 2016

Hamper-Dingle

Someone who puts clothing in their refrigerator.

My mother is a hamper-dingle. Last night I saw a tank top in the fridge!

by Danidot YT June 11, 2022