A storage receptacle for dirty dicks. You just throw dirty dicks in like you would laundry into a regular hamper.
Commonly used to define particularly slutty women.
Commonly used to define particularly slutty women.
She had group sex with her boyfriend, her cousin's boyfriend, AND her cousin. My friend had knowingly set me up with a cock hamper.
by Xeropoint December 24, 2011
Get the Cock Hamper mug.When one runs out of clean clothes and is forced to dig around in the hamper in search of clothes that don't smell awful or have stains. You can tell that the clothes are fresh from the hamper when they are wrinkled and smell a little like yeast and moldy growth.
Ariela: See that girl over there? Her Interlochen uniform smells like Febreze... does she smoke?
Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.
Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.
by rainthesnowaway July 22, 2011
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An experimental liberal arts college near Amherst, MA. Beloved and/or derided for having no grades, unorthodox classes, and a student body of hippies,eccentrics, and the occasional knife fetishist.
Being interested in hackysack, organic farming, and dreads, Josh was a perfect fit for Hampshire College.
by JaffatheHutt March 29, 2009
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The infamous crowd noise said to come from Hampden Park, Scotland's national football stadium, while a match is being played.
Also used in rhyming slang, as in "What's the Hampden roar?" for "What's the score?" when referring to the score of a football match.
The infamous crowd noise said to come from Hampden Park, Scotland's national football stadium, while a match is being played.
Also used in rhyming slang, as in "What's the Hampden roar?" for "What's the score?" when referring to the score of a football match.
by The Hampden Road June 4, 2009
Get the Hampden roar mug.Hook is a small town, near basingstoke. It is full of smart, good looking, intelligent youths who love to have a good time!
It has a londis, premier and tesco too, With many takeaways, causing the population of Hook to be obese.
The place where heads hang out is usually either premier car park, hook station or base/skatepark.
The hook parish council set up 'The Base' to get youths off the streets... This did not work, no body goes there.
The amount of moped's has increased over the past couple of years, therefore causing the police to get mass amounts of complaints from the local residents.
A few olders, that drive usually congregate at the top car park at the base playing their music at an unsocial level, therefore causing more complaints from the residents.
-One car you've got to look out for, is a blue corsa with a loud exhaust and a monkey-looking boy driving it.
In hook there are the HYG and the Hook Massive. The HYG drive whereas the Hook Massive prefer to walk and fuck shit up.
Bun bench is where you'd find most of the stoners of hook, if youre ever in need of weed, ring the number written on the lampost next to the dog shit bin, fat draws.
NOTE: If you're ever on drugs, avoid the trippy ass hook 'lady' walker.
Hook has a range of antisocial activities:
Terrorising Yugi,
Throwing dead pigeons across the road,
Trolley racing in tesco car park,
Making large fires in bluebell woods,
EGGS.
It has a londis, premier and tesco too, With many takeaways, causing the population of Hook to be obese.
The place where heads hang out is usually either premier car park, hook station or base/skatepark.
The hook parish council set up 'The Base' to get youths off the streets... This did not work, no body goes there.
The amount of moped's has increased over the past couple of years, therefore causing the police to get mass amounts of complaints from the local residents.
A few olders, that drive usually congregate at the top car park at the base playing their music at an unsocial level, therefore causing more complaints from the residents.
-One car you've got to look out for, is a blue corsa with a loud exhaust and a monkey-looking boy driving it.
In hook there are the HYG and the Hook Massive. The HYG drive whereas the Hook Massive prefer to walk and fuck shit up.
Bun bench is where you'd find most of the stoners of hook, if youre ever in need of weed, ring the number written on the lampost next to the dog shit bin, fat draws.
NOTE: If you're ever on drugs, avoid the trippy ass hook 'lady' walker.
Hook has a range of antisocial activities:
Terrorising Yugi,
Throwing dead pigeons across the road,
Trolley racing in tesco car park,
Making large fires in bluebell woods,
EGGS.
by hookmassive February 8, 2012
Get the Hook Hampshire mug.London rhyming slang for penis or 'dick'. Hampton Wick is an outer suburb of London. Hamton Wick rhymes with dick, and in this urban slang you just use the first word - Hampton.
by pauljustpaul January 10, 2008
Get the Hampton mug.A really shit school in High Wycombe that thinks they are so much better than they actually are.
It is barely a grammar school, on the same level with non-grammar schools to be honest.
The people there are really stuck up their arses.
Commonly abbreviated to JHGS.
It is barely a grammar school, on the same level with non-grammar schools to be honest.
The people there are really stuck up their arses.
Commonly abbreviated to JHGS.
Person 1: Hey bro! I just got into John Hampden Grammar School!!
Person 2: No way bro!! You're going to a shit school, congrats!
Person 1: I know right!!
Person 2: Get ready to become a selfish prick!
Person 2: No way bro!! You're going to a shit school, congrats!
Person 1: I know right!!
Person 2: Get ready to become a selfish prick!
by BrandonD42069 October 20, 2020
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