hammy

Noun. A hand job from a fat person.

I got drunk last night and took home a fat chick. We ate a pizza and then she gave me a hammy with her sausage fingers.

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by Axl Corn Rose September 10, 2012

hammy

An extraordinarily delicious hamburger, one that typically involves multiple ingredients that normally aren't associated with a standard hamburger, i.e pineapples, jalapeños, sour cream, bacon (gratuitous amounts), avocado, salsa, onion rings, bbq sauce, more beef than usual, multiple types of cheese, pepperoncinis, etc.
Refer to Sammy (delicious sandwich)

Hodad's makes the best hammy in San Diego...

by Dangerous Brian January 27, 2008

hammy

Highest complement known to man.

My god!! This is almost as good as hammy's!

She screamed "Hammy" in ecstacy!

by Hammy Santana February 26, 2003

Hammy

The art of sliding sideways in a front wheel drive car by using the handbrake (a handbrake turn).

I'm going to pull a hammy!

Hey, did you see his hammy?

He's going to hammy round there!

by jakb July 7, 2008

hammie

an asshole and a dick who is totally full of himself and he has a narcissistic disorder. he thinks he the shit when really everyone hates him. he thinks hes better than everyone else. he wouldnt hook up with you unless your hot, a bitch and "popular" and loves him as much as he loves himself(which is a lot).

ew dont be such a hammie!

by athenaherazeus February 23, 2008

Hammie

The group of Mexican kids who all sit at the same table and make fun of you in Spanish so you do not know what they are saying

Shut up you stupid Hammie!
Stop being a Hammie!

by Hammie Boy May 17, 2018

Hammy in the hammy hole

When intellectuals can fit an entire hamster in their mouth

Dude: oh hey, ronda!
Ronda: khedive dowhsvxgxgsb (don’t talk to me, I have a hammy in the hammy hole)

by FourForeFor4 October 27, 2019